Barbero: may gulo daw sa Hacienda Luisita kanina.
Gunting: pakialam ko?
Barbero: sana masubukan mong maging panabas ng tubo..
Gunting: ano konek?
Barbero: puro buhok lang kasi pinuputol mo kaya di mo alam ang hirap ng pumutol ng mga tubo..
Gunting: utak barbero ka kasi. Alam mo ba na MAS PRODUCTIVE ang Hacienda Luisita kung HINDI IPAMIMIGAY ang lupain sa mga magsasaka? Kung magsasarili bawat magsasaka, mas mahirap i-manage at di pa sigurado na magagamit ang lupa sa kapakipakinabang na paraan..kuha mo?
Barbero: maganda ang nasabi mo. Pero bakit ang mga Aquino-Cojuangco pa rin ang MAYAMAN at HIRAP pa rin ang mga MAGSASAKA? Ibig sabihin lang na HINDI NAKIKINABANG ang mga MAGSASAKA sa KITA ng mga lupain bilang Hacienda Luisita.
Gunting: baka naman nalulugi na ang hacienda?
Barbero: kung nalulugi nga, babanggain mo ba ang Supreme Court para lang mabaliktad ng desisyon nila na ipamigay ang hacienda?
Gunting: tingin mo Hacienda Luisita talaga dahilan bakit mainit tumbong ni Noynoy kay Corona?
Barbero: di ako sigurado..posibleng hindi..posibleng yun nga dahilan.
Gunting: kung ikaw si Noynoy, sino tutulungan mo? Magsasaka o mga kamag-anak mo?
Barbero: depende sa utos ng matatandang Cojuangco-Aquino.. wala naman ako alam diyan at mas lalo ako pakialam..magpa-cute na lang ako sa media para mataas ratings ko at para maging crush din ako ni Grace Lee!
Gunting: pathetic..(nagsuicide ang gunting)
Sad story.. Sa gunting ng barbero, sana masaya ka kung saan ka man naroroon.. :(
Monday, February 27, 2012
Short Talk With a Chair
Ako: (kausap ang upuan) di ka ba nagsasawa na lagi ka lang inuupuan?
Upuan: di naman. Yun naman purpose ko sa mundo. Kung dumating ang panahon na di na ako pwedeng upuan, wala na akong silbi.. Di na ako matatawag na upuan!
Ako: oo nga naman.
Upuan: ikaw ano silbi mo sa mundo? Ano ba pagkakaiba niyo sa aming non-living things? Ano din pagkakaiba ng tao sa ibang living-things buk0d sa marun0ng kayo mag-Facebook?
Ako: isang pagkakaiba, di kami naniniwala na nagsasalita ang upuan!
Hahaha..
Upuan: di naman. Yun naman purpose ko sa mundo. Kung dumating ang panahon na di na ako pwedeng upuan, wala na akong silbi.. Di na ako matatawag na upuan!
Ako: oo nga naman.
Upuan: ikaw ano silbi mo sa mundo? Ano ba pagkakaiba niyo sa aming non-living things? Ano din pagkakaiba ng tao sa ibang living-things buk0d sa marun0ng kayo mag-Facebook?
Ako: isang pagkakaiba, di kami naniniwala na nagsasalita ang upuan!
Hahaha..
NEO-METAMORPHOSIS
A bird saw a caterpillar crawling in a branch of a tree. The bird perched near the caterpillar.
Caterpillar: Are you going to eat me?
Bird: Yes.
C: But do you know that someday I’ll become a butterfly?
B: No. What does it have to do with my desire to eat you?
C: You should NOT be eating caterpillars because the existence of butterflies indicates the presence of love in this world.
B: So if I eat you, love in this world will decrease?
C: No. Butterflies are only symbols of love. Isn’t it wonderful to be reminded that love is abundant in this world when you see butterflies?
B: I don’t see any connection between butterflies and love.
C: It is in the process called metamorphosis, name for the process of transformation from caterpillar to butterfly. Love is required in this process.
B: I learned in basic biology that love is not required in any transformation from one thing to another thing.
C: It is because you’re a bird. Your knowledge about caterpillars is limited only to what you see in us. You don’t know the unseen things about us.
B: Ok please explain to me how love is involved in metamorphosis.
C: A caterpillar should go out and find a man and a woman who love each other. The love between the man and woman will be the main component in producing a cocoon, the thing that will protect us while we are transforming into a butterfly. The stronger the love, the stronger the cocoon, thus, the more chance for us in becoming a butterfly.
B: Is there a possibility that you will die because the cocoon is so tight and you will be choked to death?
C: No, because love is gentle and kind. Love does not hurt.
B: If love is stronger between two people, does it mean that your transformation will be faster?
C: No. We must wait for the right time.
B: Why wait? So there is NO way to speed the process?
C: We must wait, because love must be patient.
B: Let say I’m a caterpillar, can I use the love which is not a love that comes from the couple I chose?
C: No, because love does not envy.
B: What if the cocoon is too strong, will you be able to go out and fly? And how sure are you that you will really become a butterfly? And the process may take long, staying in the cocoon will make you trapped in it thus making you vulnerable to harm.
C: I have no problem with those things, because love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
B: How did you know that? You’re still a caterpillar.
C: It’s in the book called Bible. You can read it in I Corinthians 13.
B: Hmm, that sounds good. I will read that tonight… I need to go.
C: So you’re not going to eat me?
B: I learned something great from you. So why should I eat you?
C: Thank you my friend. Have a blessed day!
B: Please take care! I want to meet you as a beautiful butterfly someday! But before I go, may I know the names of the couple you chose?
C: Marvin and Jenny!
Caterpillar: Are you going to eat me?
Bird: Yes.
C: But do you know that someday I’ll become a butterfly?
B: No. What does it have to do with my desire to eat you?
C: You should NOT be eating caterpillars because the existence of butterflies indicates the presence of love in this world.
B: So if I eat you, love in this world will decrease?
C: No. Butterflies are only symbols of love. Isn’t it wonderful to be reminded that love is abundant in this world when you see butterflies?
B: I don’t see any connection between butterflies and love.
C: It is in the process called metamorphosis, name for the process of transformation from caterpillar to butterfly. Love is required in this process.
B: I learned in basic biology that love is not required in any transformation from one thing to another thing.
C: It is because you’re a bird. Your knowledge about caterpillars is limited only to what you see in us. You don’t know the unseen things about us.
B: Ok please explain to me how love is involved in metamorphosis.
C: A caterpillar should go out and find a man and a woman who love each other. The love between the man and woman will be the main component in producing a cocoon, the thing that will protect us while we are transforming into a butterfly. The stronger the love, the stronger the cocoon, thus, the more chance for us in becoming a butterfly.
B: Is there a possibility that you will die because the cocoon is so tight and you will be choked to death?
C: No, because love is gentle and kind. Love does not hurt.
B: If love is stronger between two people, does it mean that your transformation will be faster?
C: No. We must wait for the right time.
B: Why wait? So there is NO way to speed the process?
C: We must wait, because love must be patient.
B: Let say I’m a caterpillar, can I use the love which is not a love that comes from the couple I chose?
C: No, because love does not envy.
B: What if the cocoon is too strong, will you be able to go out and fly? And how sure are you that you will really become a butterfly? And the process may take long, staying in the cocoon will make you trapped in it thus making you vulnerable to harm.
C: I have no problem with those things, because love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
B: How did you know that? You’re still a caterpillar.
C: It’s in the book called Bible. You can read it in I Corinthians 13.
B: Hmm, that sounds good. I will read that tonight… I need to go.
C: So you’re not going to eat me?
B: I learned something great from you. So why should I eat you?
C: Thank you my friend. Have a blessed day!
B: Please take care! I want to meet you as a beautiful butterfly someday! But before I go, may I know the names of the couple you chose?
C: Marvin and Jenny!
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